Flirting is inaccessible

Something that is more of a problem than it used to be

Hello,

Let me start by saying: if you are in any way related to me, stop reading now. Many thanks.

Right, the rest of you can stay.

Picture the scene.

You’re in a queer bar. It’s busy. The music has been cranked up. You are sort of dancing, sort of chatting to your friends, mostly just soaking up the excellent vibes. There’s a girl. She’s pretty. You catch …